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rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….what is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

No, they’re asleep

(via tortiecas)

dicksplit:

*pokes your prostate* tag, you’re it!

(via romy7)

ambrosaaa:

straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou:

I can’t.

TEARS

elitaloespanol:

Ehr… is that you, GAGA?

from: asylum-art:

Tags: NIGHTMARES

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

(via lord-of-the-scorpios)

unexplained-events:

Pokemon Fusion Fan Art

Some amazing pokemon fusion fan art with a creepy twist

SOURCE

(via nearlynick)

claphne:

life hack: don’t like someone? …..accuse them of being a witch……….the townspeople will take care of the rest…………

(via nearlynick)

  • Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
  • High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
  • College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
  • History Channel: Aliens.