ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

image

That gif is literally perfect

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catbountry:


ambitiousbard:


relenawarcraft:


goooseling:


puppy farts - Imgur


I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.


holy shit


The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just
Ends.

catbountry:

ambitiousbard:

relenawarcraft:

goooseling:

puppy farts - Imgur

I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.

holy shit

The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just

Ends.

(via sexpressoh)

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

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imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

(via romy7)

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American Horror Story: Freak ShowTeasers

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asterikos:

dumplingdean:

list of dude characters on spn who got the short end of the stick but did nothing wrong and should come back on the show because they were beautiful and awesome and meant the world to dean winchester and was really cute and never let him down:

  1. benny lafitte.

God he wad perfect. Always perfect.

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spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

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